Which Hole?

Hi! My name's Mimi, and I'd like to take a few moments of your time for an online survey which will undoubtedly improve the quality of your life, career prospects and social interactions. The survey is for a non-profit organisation entitled 'Which Hole?' and the questions are really quite simple.

***So have you, would you and will you again?***

It struck me today that Brenda from work certainly, as you Americans so delicately phrase it, 'takes it up the butt'.


Me... I'll give you my answers only if the comments section hits 40...