Snakes, Paedophiles and Small Girls

"That guy's fuckin' weird dude."

"Yeah, he's fuckin' weird"

"You see his eyes?"

"You see his fuckin' pants pulled up to his pits?"

"There was this runnin' commentary on CNN. Like, what movie he watched, what book he read, how many times he used the restroom, the color of his shirt, what the business class menu was, what the other passengers on the flight thought of him..."

"And then... snakes came down."

Beer, good conversation, insanity. I love Portland. Back to NY. Very broke as no one has paid me yet.

Hint, hint.