Simon Longo now thinks it's appropriate - perhaps with the advice of Camden? - to suggest that I MOVE IN WITH HIM. That way he can stay in my flat, and he can keep squatting on my property.

I think the expression is LOL, except I'm too busy trying to swallow my own vomit and disgust to laugh.

I would feel safer in a jail full of pedophiles, than within five miles of this joker.

Anyone have any advice on injunctions against crazies in the UK? I've already asked his lawyer to instruct him to stop emailing, and he won't.